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For the moment you walk in the door

The next meltdown: the exact words for the first 30 seconds.

You walk in from work and it is already happening. Type your kid's age, the usual triggers and what no longer works. You get ten short scripts, what to say in the first 30 seconds, and a plan for the week. A PDF on your phone, ready for next time.

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18:04
Script 3 of 10 · screen off

First 30 seconds

0sGet down to eye level. Say nothing yet.
5s"You wanted one more show. I know."
15s"The screen is off. I'm right here."
30s"When you're ready, we build the tower."
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What you get

Type your kid's age, what usually sets it off and what has stopped working. Get ten short scripts for the first 30 seconds and a plan for the week, as a PDF on your phone.

17:52
Two minutes

Tell us about it

Age3 and a half
Usual triggersScreen off, leaving the park, the wrong cup
Stopped workingCounting to three, "use your words"
Usually happensRight when I get home, around 6
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Type the age, the usual triggers and what stopped working.

18:04
Script 3 of 10 · screen off

First 30 seconds

0sGet down to eye level. Say nothing yet.
5s"You wanted one more show. I know."
15s"The screen is off. I'm right here."
30s"When you're ready, we build the tower."
Next scriptSave

Ten scripts for the first 30 seconds, matched to the trigger.

20:30
Your week

One script a day

MonScript 1 · leaving the park
TueTwo-minute warning before screens off
WedScript 3 · screen off
ThuCup choice before dinner
FriWhich script held up

A plan for the week: one script to practise each day.

20:32
Ready

Your PDF

10scripts
7day plan
Age 3.5 · three triggersPDF, 6 pages
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A PDF on your phone, ready for next time.

How it works

Step 1

Type your kid's age, the three usual triggers and what you tried that no longer works. Two minutes.

Step 2

Get ten short scripts for the first 30 seconds, matched to the trigger: the meltdown in aisle four, the screen turned off, the wrong cup.

Step 3

Get a plan for the week: one script to practise each day, and what to say before the usual trigger hits.

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Who it is for

Dads walking into the middle of it

Twenty minutes home, keys still in hand, and the living room is loud. The scripts are written for that moment.

Parents who asked for step by step

Books explain why. This gives you the sentence to say, then the next one.

When the usual line stopped working

You tell it what no longer works. It does not hand you that line again.

Pricing

Tantrum Script

$12one-time, scripts and weekly plan

Ten scripts matched to your kid's age and triggers, a seven-day plan, a PDF for your phone. Run it again as your kid gets older.

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How this compares

Parenting books on this sell for $15 to $20 and explain the theory. Membership programs cost around $279 a year. This is ten sentences for your kid and your evenings, paid once.

Why we are building this

Can someone tell me in step by step process how does one deal with...

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Can you elaborate step by step what to do? My daughter is starting to throw big tantrums.

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Questions

What age is it for?

Roughly 2 to 7. You type the age, and the scripts follow it.

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